Story-time with Nameless Ted

Telling cautionary tales to children and adults since 1992


Cary Grant’s hair and makeup test for North by Northwest (1959). The card reads “HAIR MUSSED + DRUNK”.

Cary Grant’s hair and makeup test for North by Northwest (1959). The card reads “HAIR MUSSED + DRUNK”.

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vincentnappisketchblog:

(Insert Obscure Punk Band Lyrics Here)

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I’ve got a thing for the chelsea boot. Zippers all the way, screw that elastic crap. I’ve been wearing them since I was sixteen, but they’ve always been black. Someday, someday, someday…a white pair will be mine.

Then I’ll bedazzle the shit out of those fuckers.

ciwe:

Caitlin relayed to me that when she was small the older girls scared her by telling her, “the highest point of the ruin was a little girl who, after cursing death on her mother, was forced to pray for forgiveness at the top of the castle. She was never forgiven and as a result, turned to stone.”

"I almost made it work. The Guardians were more than I could ever have hoped for! But the universe is also more dangerous that I ever imagined! Look around! This is the kind of thing that can happen! The galaxy doesn't need guardians! It doesn't need brave souls! If it's going to survive another one of these, it's going to need absolute bad-asses! It's going to need the biggest guns of all! Cosmic heavy hitters as scary as the menaces they have to face! It's going to need flarking annihilators!"

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mariethorhauge:

I’m gonna do a repost of this separately —- in full size! 
My super talented friend Sandra N. Andersen has animated my Freyja design!! If that is not the most hypnotic awesome sauce ever, then I don’t know what is! 

mariethorhauge:

I’m gonna do a repost of this separately —- in full size! 

My super talented friend Sandra N. Andersen has animated my Freyja design!! If that is not the most hypnotic awesome sauce ever, then I don’t know what is! 

britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

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socialpsychopathblr:

By Nikolay Tikhomirov

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